UNICORNS AND CYNICISM

Give me a good book and a healthy dose of sarcasm and I can get through anything.

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that-leftycurse:

2014 Recipe For A Good Marvel Film:

Take one hot guy named Chris and add a talking raccoon with a gun.

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codependentsamanddean:

I’m sorry, I had to. (x)

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krislapis:

notmysecret:

This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices

THIS IS THE BEST

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frostingpeetaswounds:

I respect vegans, but what I don’t respect is how some may treat people who do eat meat, drink milk, whatever else. I don’t think starving children in impoverished countries have the luxury of being vegan. If they have to kill a cow to eat for the first time in days, I think they’re gonna kill the…

behindtheplottwist:

Trying to remember an answer when taking a test

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Remembering the answer after you’ve turned the test in

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↳ When I was little like you, I dreamt of the stars. I think it’s fair to say, in the language of your age, that I lived my dream. I owned the stage. Gave it a hundred and ten percent. I hope you have as much fun as I did.

↳ When I was little like you, I dreamt of the stars. I think it’s fair to say, in the language of your age, that I lived my dream. I owned the stage. Gave it a hundred and ten percent. I hope you have as much fun as I did.

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