UNICORNS AND CYNICISM

Give me a good book and a healthy dose of sarcasm and I can get through anything.

mulders:

Men Stop Threatening To Kill Your Daughters Boyfriends To Prove Your Masculinity and Show That Your Daughter Is Your Property 2k14

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clesktop:

when your friend does something embarrassing in public

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reading a foreign language you're trying to learn:

lol this is easy I understand so much of this

trying to construct sentences in that language:

wtf am I doing jesus take the wheel where is wiktionary

laura-berger:

Impermanence 
A new painting for my exhibition that opens this Friday at Hazel Chicago.  1902 W Montrose, 6-9 pm.  Showing through October 31st.  Hope to see you!
Please email me if you’d like to see an exhibition catalog:: laurageorge04[at]gmail.com

laura-berger:

Impermanence 

A new painting for my exhibition that opens this Friday at Hazel Chicago.  1902 W Montrose, 6-9 pm.  Showing through October 31st.  Hope to see you!

Please email me if you’d like to see an exhibition catalog:: laurageorge04[at]gmail.com

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rikkipoynter:

i want to do the I Can’t Hear You challenge with a hearing person and instead of using it as a laughing matter, I want to use it for awareness. Instead of giving this challenge giggles at the end, I want to send an important message that this kind of thing is a struggle we have to go through on a regular basis every single day. 

Of course, I might giggle myself because in your face, hearing people. Now you know.

Someone I know in real life needs to volunteer as tribute.

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peterezi:

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THSI IS THE HARDEST DECISION IVE EVER BEEN FORCED TO MAKE

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I LIED THIS IS THE HARDEST DECISION IVE EVER HAD TO MAKE

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ARE YOU FUCKIN SERIOUS

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THIS IS THE HARDEST GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED

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FUCKING

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cucumberbatchin:

do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

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