UNICORNS AND CYNICISM

Give me a good book and a healthy dose of sarcasm and I can get through anything.

raiseitupmymastersarse:

if I have kids when my child is 11 I’m going to give them their Hogwarts letter that says that unfortunately the class is full but instead they can go to Harry Potter Wizarding World on September 1st and I will take them and give them a sorting ceremony and robes and whatever they want cause that’s all I’ve ever wanted so that’s what they deserve

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yer-a-blizzard-harreh:

strawberrylionxo:

hell0imj0hnnycash:

We really are the most awkward of nationalities

My life in a series of tweets.

on the next episode of I DIDN’T KNOW I WAS BRITISH

Apparently I’m British???

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thepioden:

lumos5001:

crybabyjpg:

moonlitsea:

Black gold, black diamonds.
Perfect for a black heart.

pretty sure I’d marry anyone that walked up to me with one of these

this is what Sauron would be if he was a ring

Friend I fear you have missed the entire point of lord of the rings

This post is gold from start to finish

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Losing friends to people you helped them meet

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mugglebornheadcanon:

200. Muggleborns singing pop songs in the common room and then everyone joins in. The purebloods get startled when they hear a quiet “I knew you were trouble when you walked in…” one moment, and then the next they’re blasted with “NOW I’M LYIN’ ON THE COLD HARD GROUND!”, and then something that sounds like mass screaming. One of the more sensitive students actually calls for a prefect.

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brook:

samurott:

why do chihuahuas looks like they are scared the whole time

who wouldn’t be afraid in this economy

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maisiewilliams:

when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen

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tessanetting:

decepticonsensual:

gamewiregirl:

This is Princess Dead Pool. My 3 year old told me EXACTLY how she wanted the costume to look and walked me through the entire thing, bossing me around. It was so much fun.

Always reblog Princess Deadpool.

This will be my child.

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c-cassandra:

my hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3

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