UNICORNS AND CYNICISM

Give me a good book and a healthy dose of sarcasm and I can get through anything.

lord-kitschener:

screw off, Taco, you shit in a box of gravel

(Source: mykingdomforapen, via darrencrisscrosscreppychrist)

adoritosbag:

goodnight

adoritosbag:

goodnight

(via sadistic-triangle)

Stop shopping at Urban Outfitters.

overtheunderpass:

honeybeeprofessor:

DOnt shop at urban outfitters 

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they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college that there was a school shooting at 

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they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute

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they sold a board game entitled “gettopoly” i should not have to explain why this is bad

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they sold a super cissexist card with the T slur on it 

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they literally sold this shirt

PLEASE STOP SHOPPING AT URBAN OUTFITTERS

WOW, Ew

(via sadistic-triangle)

“When you’re at the pool lounging on a beach chair and some little kids are running and the lifeguard screams out “no running” do you respond “excuse, not all of us are running”? No, you don’t. The lifeguard didn’t have to specifically state who they were talking to because you’re intelligent enough to comprehend that the comment wasn’t being directed at you.”

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Found a quote that shuts down that “not all men” argument pretty well. (via mykicks)

AHaha. haaaa. hh.

(via thefeministbookclub)

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tastefullyoffensive:

[sarahseeandersen]
boys-and-suicide:

weird-amphibious-dolphin:

kiei:

Super Mario vs Pacman by Unknown

This was a ride from beginning to end

This was so entertaining to watch

boys-and-suicide:

weird-amphibious-dolphin:

kiei:

Super Mario vs Pacman by Unknown

This was a ride from beginning to end

This was so entertaining to watch

(via haaaaaaaveyoumetted)

tomthefanboy:

daretocomply:

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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#IT IS NOW AUGUST

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WELCOME

TO

SOONTEMBER

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fucktonofanatomyreferencesreborn:

A wonderous fuck-ton of human hand references.

[From various sources]

(via riotfaerie)

wonderarium:

Finally, my stiff posing and awkward expression skills come in handy.

wonderarium:

Finally, my stiff posing and awkward expression skills come in handy.

(via sadistic-triangle)

huntandshout:

corrupted-cumber-cookie:

hidingfromthespotlight:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

sherlockedwithfeels:

ignisaquae:

If a person’s biggest fear is heights, what form would that person’s boggart take?

jared padalecki idk

Do you think boggart Jared would forcefully give you a piggyback ride and run around yelling “I am your biggest nightmare”

because I think he would

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tHIS POST JUST MADE MY DAY JFC

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